Luck and Irony

You wander around, you play fitting music, you befriend inanimate objects.

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May 25 2013

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kallascorchrazor:

if this gets above 500 notes i’ll use a horse_ebooks tweet as my senior quote

What do I do there are all these 7-year-olds gathered outside my house harassing my cat through the window. They rang the doorbell earlier and have sort of just been messing with the perimeter of the house.

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(Source: schrodinger-is-in-the-box, via eddietg)

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(Source: amnerchy, via jadespr1te)

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(Source: pleasestopbeingsad, via jadespr1te)

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(via wizardy-herbert)

May 24 2013

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"I firmly believe that every book was meant to be written."

Marchette Chute (via writeworld)

May 23 2013

I go to one of those religious schools with the crazy dress codes where you can’t wear tank tops, and I’m forever looking forward to the day where I get accosted for violating the code and can say,

“It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Sleeve.”

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awkwardmyrthe:

loserslol:

mishasbuttt:

thyartismordor:

r3d-lipstickk:

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

this was my favourite song oh my god

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

(Source: suburbanturbannn, via 2000ish)

First day of my new job tomorrow. Sort of nervous.
I sell food from a cart at a German-themed water park.
I can tell right now that hilarity is going to ensue, and I fear it will ensue in the form of swarming bees, filling the shaved ice cart.